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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 00:58

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

JWST spies frigid alien world on bizarre orbit: 'One of the coldest, oldest and faintest planets that we've imaged to date' - Space

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Minds and Behinds

Then came..

Why has my ex moved on so fast after years of being together with me?

No way

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Spigen just released the Apple Watch charger stand I’ve always wanted - 9to5Mac

Thumbs down again.

Still no good.

share office space ...

Can we apply sunscreen mixed with other layer of skincare products? Also, which is a suitable sunscreen for oily skin?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Everyone loved it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why is North Korea a jail?

Just Forget it!

Next, they tried...

Nuts and Butts

I replaced my notes app with ChatGPT — here’s how it upgraded my productivity - Tom's Guide

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Analysis & Anal Cysts

They put up a sign reading

Buried for 16 Million Years, Scientists Unearth a Prehistoric Spider So Big, It Might Have Stalked Dinosaurs - Indian Defence Review

No go.

Unacceptable again!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Starbucks moves to the next phase in its turnaround: Winning over employees - CNBC

Catatonics & High Colonics

So, the docs changed it to read

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Is it true that some Trump voters are saying its good that the stock market is collapsing?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So they tried

Scientists Fear a Passing Star Could Fling Earth Out of the Sun's Orbit, Into the Frigid Expanse Beyond - futurism.com

Another attempt resulted in ...

Loons and Moons

A reinvigorated push for nuclear power in space - SpaceNews

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Building the 'Moonhouse': Q&A with artist Mikael Genberg - Space